I can't give NO STARS? Fine dining? LAUGHABLE! Pretentious, awful place. MUCH better dining choices in the area. Excruciating wait for everything, despite a half-empty restaurant (I get why, now).. They start you with pitiful supermarket french bread that's rock-hard in minutes, with only dime-store olive oil to go with it.. Nondescript apps unworthy of a chain restaurant.. Expectation of Keys-fresh seafood finds stale west-coast shellfish mixed in only for snobbish effect.. Jeans-wearing servers, ours obviously untrained in the basics of the job.. I could go on and on.
I didn't mention cost, because we don't care when on vacation. But bad service, bad food and undeserved attitude have no place in this price point. Don't even think of wasting your time there.
I can't give NO STARS? Fine dining? LAUGHABLE! Pretentious, awful place. MUCH better dining choices in the area. Excruciating wait for everything, despite a half-empty restaurant (I get why, now).. They start you with pitiful supermarket french bread that's rock-hard in minutes, with only dime-store olive oil to go with it.. Nondescript apps unworthy of a chain restaurant.. Expectation of Keys-fresh seafood finds stale west-coast shellfish mixed in only for snobbish effect.. Jeans-wearing servers, ours obviously untrained in the basics of the job.. I could go on and on. I didn't mention cost, because we don't care when on vacation. But bad service, bad food and undeserved attitude have no place in this price point. Don't even think of wasting your time there.